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A Real Life Example of How Incapable of Flirting I Am

  • Setting:

    A 24-hour diner at 3:00 AM. I'm sitting in a booth alone. The only other people besides me and the waitress are two guys and a girl at the bar.

  • Guy at Bar:

    Can I ask you a question? You're a beautiful girl, why are you sitting over there eating by yourself?

  • Me:

    Because it's three o'clock in the morning?

  • Guy at Bar:

    You don't need to sit by yourself. You could come sit with us at the bar.

  • Me:

    Why would I do that?

Episode 19: Scar You For Your Days

Probably one of the most spoilerific episodes of the show to date, Episode 19: Scar You For Your Days covers the 2009 thriller, ORPHAN as well as other evil child classics like THE BAD SEED and THE GOOD SON. But I never tell my listeners to skip an episode if they haven’t seen the subject matter, just listen to us instead! We’ll tell you everything you need to know and spice it up with our delightful commentary. So if you love movies about evil children, then tuck in and hold tight, because ORPHAN is an epic. For an extra lovable piece of media, check our website for Bootz Durango’s video review, “The Orphan.”

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